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Just for laugh

I'm bored! Anyway, I decided to googled some jokes on the Internet and got a few hilarious jokes! Go ahead and read on :D

Legs In The Air

Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny.

A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

Asking Mommy

Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older.

Little Johnny then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weight?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this too, as you grow up."

Little Johnny still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The Little Johnny , frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at a friend's house to play. He consults with his friend about him and her mother's conversation. His friend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just like a report card from school. It tells you everything." Later, the Little Johnny and her mother are out and about again. The

Little Johnny starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are, You're 32 years old."

The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?" The Little Johnny shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weight. You weight 130 pounds." "Where did you learn that?", said the mother again. The Little Johnny says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an "F" in sex."

Pushing It

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.

His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

Seeing The Panties

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?" The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

Sunday Class

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty !" shouted Mary.

The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary.

The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

What That Was

The day before Thanksgiving this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to his wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits." She wasn't about to be outdone and said, "Well you have a crooked dick, you bastard." Well, the little boy heard every word they said. After they got done fighting, he went up to the mom and asked her what bitches and bastards were. She told him that they were people. Then he asked what crooked dicks and floppy tits were. She told him that they were coats and hats. The little boy accepted both answers and went on his way.

The next day, they were getting ready for a huge feast with friends and family. The little boy went up stairs where his dad was shaving. The dad cut himself and said "Shit!" Well once again, the boy started asking questions and asked what "shit" was. The father told him that it was "shaving cream". The boy accepted this answer and went downstairs were his mom was stuffing a turkey.

When the mom cut herself with a knife, she said "Fuck!" The boy once again asked what "fuck" was. She told him that it was "stuffing". About that time, the door bell rang.

When the little boy went to answer the door, it was his grandparents. Upon opening the door, the little boy said: "Hi bitches and bastards. Let me take your crooked dicks and floppy tits for you. Dad's upstairs putting shit on his face and mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

Harry's Exam

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the Principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade." Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Harry: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Ms Brooks: What's a start with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Harry: Coconut

Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Harry was taking charge.

Harry: Bubblegum

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: Shake hands

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Harry: Yep.

Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Harry: Tent

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Harry: Wedding Ring

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Harry: Nose

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Harry: Arrow

Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?

Harry: Fire truck The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,"

Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."

Adios! off to Pinang~ Hope you guys enjoyed :D

My babies are a part of me~

I went out with the 2 babies today to Bangsar Village. I've to say... BANGSAR VILLAGE IS NOT CHEAP! *Yes I only found out now, you know I don't shop a lot and me being a Katak dibawah tempurung never been to Bangsar Village before!* Tia was late picking me up... Pity syah! After we meet, we went for lunch ar Marmalade.

My salmon sandwich

Syah's rice with chicken

Tia's burger

My sandwich was very horrible! I didn't know they won't cook the salmon! But that's not the point, the point was they put WASABI IN THE BREAD! EW LAH! My nose was red at that moment. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I dumped the salmon, scraped off the wasabi from the bread and starting putting syah's rice on the bread. Hey! I was hungry! She's such a sweetheart for allowing me to steal her food... X) Thanks Syah!

The left over...

Once we were done with lunch, we walked around, mostly walked in to a shop and complained about their prizes.

About 1 hour later, we went for dessert at... I forgot the cafe's name...-.- We ordered 3 cakes which was...

Clockwise starting from the left: Magic cake (it was filled with dark chocolate), Footy cake (chocolate with blueberries) and Tiramisu cake.

I was actually craving for ice-cream but ah well, cakes are good too.

Oh and my smoothie! Syah ordered hot chocolate (I think) and Tia ordered water (as usual)

Once we were satisfied, we walked out of Bangsar Village and walked to Cat's Whiskers where Syah bought a stripy shirt. We saw few KDU-ians there as well. Boy! It was fun seeing each other trying on clothes (Don't get the wrong idea!) As we were waiting for Tia, Syah and I took some pictures.

*gaps* I spot Tia's underwear! Nah just kidding~

We walked to another boutique shop where we cam-whored

Note the sign above our heads. Hmm, I wonder what happens to cam-whores?

The mirror was definitely not clean!

and then to Little Black Book where I bought a cute dress (seriously one of the cheapest dress ever!), Syah bought a bag and Tia bought an Elmo shirt.

The dress. I couldn't help it! No one was waiting outside ok!

Soon after, Syah had to go home. We said goodbye. It was Tia and I left. We decided to go in to Sqaure room Boutique. The assistant was annoying... I know it's their job and all...but SERIOUSLY! I don't think I have to mention here what they did. All shoppers know how shop assistants can be annoying. Around 4.35p.m, Tia's mom fetched me back and tada~ Here I am XD Safe and sound.

It's just the begining of fun

Well well, so exam has just ended and the fun has yet to begin! Duh~ everyone knows that XD So what' cha guys going to do during hols? *Yes you can actually answer that question* Me? Woot spending time with the bunch of crazy people and a certain pikachu of mine. right Syah? :D

Life goes on~

I'm not use to seeing the gang without the a head pooping up! Every time I don't see the 'head', a weird feeling rushes in me... But never the least, life must still go on~ Though I know we all are sobbing in our hearts.

So how was your exams? My stress are finally over since the papers I only have left are Bio, M.Math and EST!!! RELIEVE! I wanna upload an outdated post which was suppose to be done the past Sunday but I failed to do so cause I was doing last minute studying =X So here it is...

My family and I went to Lafite for dinner on Saturday in conjunction with Mom's birthday. The food are delicious but seriously damn expansive! Oh I MUST elaborate on the chair...

See the chair!!!!!! It's not even a chair it's a freaking couch! we sat on couch! Ah comfy..X)

and...

The cup is freaking huge...-.-

So anyway dad ordered this so call 'exploration menu' no, you don't explore the menu... you explore their dishes! They surprise you with 9 dishes. The 8th dish is the main course, the 9th dish is dessert and the other 7 are starters. Before they served us, they gave us buns~

So cute right? X) In case you're wondering, no that's not butter it's cheese!

Mom ordered a side dish which consists of liver (EW!), a mini bun and little cherries.

This drink -I've no idea what's it called- was pretty cool to me. They sprayed the cream on top in front of us and the cream was warm...

Then came dad's first dish~

A mini pizza :D

2nd:

A pie :O

3rd:

Dad had to cook his Salmon. See that thing his pointing? He had to put the Salmon on top of it.

tada~

4th:

Fettuccine spaghetti

5th:

Shrimps (it was seriously fresh)

6th:

a cooked fish! :D Sorry I don't know what fish it was.

7th:

Something similar to mom's side order.

After the 7th dish, our main course and dad's finally arrive. We weren't really starving since they refill the buns every time we ate finish.

Sis's duck dish

Mom's rib dish

Dad's dish

and my lamb

After we gobbled down all our main course, came dessert!

This dessert was delicious! Look at the amount of chocolate X)

Dad's dessert. When you mix the mini cake in to the chocolate, is taste like heaven!!!

The chocolate puzzle was on the house. PS: It was spicy! Maybe that's why it was on the house? :\

The end! ONE MORE WEEK PEOPLE! ALL THE BEST!!!!!!!

*credits to syah*

A dedication

This post is entirely dedicated to Eric/one of my good friend.

So who is Eric? I met him when I was in 1 Columbus. How did I came to know him? I was passing up my ICT book when Tzer Thorng looked at my name and went EWWWWWWWWWWW and Eric laughed a long with him. Tzer then introduced himself and so did Eric followed. He has taught me a lot of things and even gave me some new experience, so I dedicate this post to thee (Eric) for all you have done not just for me but for all Ex-columbians!

Eric is a friendly guy, though sometimes...

camera shy.
He likes to play online games

And never likes to study in anyway
A guy who once I shared my everything with,

*credits to Eunice*

But didn't worked out and hurt him deep,
A guy who loves music,

who plays it with passion,

A guy who is a great partner,

in everything that he put his mind in to,
A guy who I knew since form 1,

who knew would mean no harm?
A guy who grew up tall,

but bend down for people who were short,

A guy who doesn't like to sing,

but secretly mumbles in his lips,
A guy who found his one true love,

*credits to Ling Yi*

whose retarded face creeks us all up,

(no more pictures)
A guy who loves to help others,
even if he's not wanted,
A guy who loves to cube,
but stopped eventually,
A guy who was a columbian,
and will always be within our hearts,
A guy who taught me a lot,
an even gave me new experience,
A guy who is sweet and kind,
that kind which you can't denie,
A guy who loves to poke people,
from head to toe in every way,
A guy who is a good companian,
without him where would all the lames be?
This this is to thee,
for helping me
Thank you for all that you have done,
I can't believe time flies this fast,
I can't believe that you're leaving,
I wish I could say this is a dream,
that I would awake and see you again,
with the bunch of crazy us people,
Thou an awesome friend,
I thank thee for eternally,
Here's a toss to my dear friend,
Eric Micheal Eagnitsch!

Form 1

Form 2

Form 3

COLUMBUS LOVES YOU ERIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Well at least I know I do :)*

Depress for not getting in to Band...-.- OMG! And good luck to every one for their exams! Remember, it's just two weeks, after that it's fun time :)

From teacher to sister

From girl to lady

Almost every 4Newton went for the Agathians shelter today to help out and for our moral project. Let me tell ya that the little kids there are so extremely out of this world adorable! Especially this one boy name Dasvapian (I think, he refused to tell me his name after the first time he told me). He bullied me the whole day...-.-

The cheeky sneaky little Dasvapian

Carynne the boss X)

Lawrence + Haran playing the 'finger' game

I've no idea who won! Well look at Lawrence's and Haran's expression and guess for yourself :)

Eu Jin arm wrestling *whispers* he lost :O

I miss this game X) I remember when I was young I used to play it when my cousins

I'm not sure if the care takers are pissed at us for doing little house chores :\ We were actually more towards playing and teaching the kids there. They played games with us. I found out that their 'scissors, paper, stone' game is 'stone, water, bird, pistol' game :O When it was time for lunch, Jeannie's dad bought KFC for them, while we-4 newtons- ate their food X) we didn't eat a lot! Swear!

To the left you'll see Sue Ann's face :D

Uno Time!

Aw... Sue Ann looks like a mom here :D

Soo Wei teaching the guy math for his PMR :D *whispers* he's camera shy

Emily and the 2 adorable boys

In the beginning they kept calling us teachers and towards the end of the day, they called us sisters/brothers! AW! I just wanna bring all of them home! *tears* Aw man I would so give anything to go there with 4 Newtons again XD

Watch out 50cent! There's a new boy who's going to take your place! XD

Haran ^top^ he has muscles and six pack!!!!

A little boy took the following pictures:

Nice right? :D

The little boy who took the picture :D

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Every one knows it's Mother's Day today. Unlike the usual where my family goes to a Chinese restaurant and eat, we ate at my grandma's house this year. My dad's intention was to book Orientals for dinner but it was fully booked :( Never the least, the food that my aunty and grandma cooks are awesome! Especially my grandma's red bean soup, is it just me or do the olden days recipe always taste better?

We had ice-cream (which was bought from my cousin) and 3 CAKES for dessert X_X pengsan...

banana and poppy sead cake

Carrot Cake

Banana chocolate cake (NOT FROM SECRETE RECIPE! This was made by my aunt's neighbour)

Since tomorrow is my cousin's birthday (that's what my other cousins said anyway), we celebrated it today

After dinner, we went home (or so we thought). Dad took a detour to see the float. I got blessed 3 times XD

OMG MID YEAR IS COMING! SCREWED!